I went to Frankfort and passed the exams required to get an insurance license this morning. So, now I guess I can start selling soon. Don't worry, I'm not going to be calling everyone I know asking if they need more insurance.

And just because, here's a little joke to liven up your day.

Q. What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?
A. An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a mafia actuary can name them.